Allergic to pinstripes and lost in October, the Minnesota Twins were during the playoffs what they so rarely were all season: a remarkably easy out.
They set an all-time record for home runs over 162 games, then tied a dubious playoff record.
They braced for a slugfest of a playoff with the New York Yankees but didn't give themselves even a puncher's chance, getting outscored by a combined 23-7.
Between Miguel Sano's sixth-inning home run in the opener and Eddie Rosario's last-gasp blast in the eighth inning on Monday night, the Twins went 19 innings between home runs, and hit none with men on base.
The Twins' 5-1 playoff-ending loss at Target Field gave them 16 straight postseason losses, tying a record for major American sports set by the 1970s Chicago Blackhawks.
They have lost 13 straight to the Yankees, and 11 straight at home in the playoffs.
Their last three losses proved that what the Twins built this year was closer to scaffolding than trophy case.
"They pitched better than us, they swung the bat better than us, and they defended better than us,'' Twins manager Rocco Baldelli said. "That's how it played out. You get one opportunity to go out and play the games. The Yankees had a plan, they carried it out.''