

The Minneapolis City Council has lifted a ban on citizens selling produce to other people. This is madness. That law was there for 39 years, and for good reason. Do you know what the reason was? You do? Could you tell me? Because I don't.
Updated: April 07, 2012, - 10:01 PM
The Legislature is considering trusting us with fireworks again, which some fear would open the gates to complete societal devolution, like beer sold on Sunday in grocery stores. Opponents of legalized fireworks should admit that most people can handle them without problem. Supporters should admit that a few people will get burned. Everyone should wonder why current laws don't seem enforced. Either the cops are busy with serious idiocy on July 4th, or there's a tacit understanding that as long as you're not setting off something that produces a tsunami in Lake Calhoun, you get a pass.
Updated: April 05, 2012, - 07:39 PM
If you have kids in school, then they're not in school. Let me rephrase that: It's spring break time.
Updated: March 31, 2012, - 04:07 PM
This is my last column.
Updated: March 29, 2012, - 07:39 PM
Yes, there's another survey that touts the Twin Cities as the Best Place for Something. No, I'm not going to devote a column to it again, because there are important issues to discuss.
Updated: March 24, 2012, - 06:55 PM
The freakish warm weather has gardeners crouched in the back yard like runners in the starting blocks, waiting for the gun. We're not supposed to rake yet. It seems too early to plant, because we could get 3 feet of snow in late April. But you want to do something, right?
Updated: March 22, 2012, - 07:34 PM
Men's Health, a magazine whose covers always have a guy who looks tickled beyond measure over his abdominal muscles, has named St. Paul the safest city for driving in America.
Updated: March 17, 2012, - 04:07 PM
I'd get signatures to ban people from going door-to-door to get signatures, but I'd have to go door-to-door to do it.
Updated: March 15, 2012, - 08:06 PM
You can't get more New York than this: Manny Laureano attended Fiorello LaGuardia High School, then went on to Juilliard.
Updated: March 10, 2012, - 05:37 PM
Great rejoicing over the news that we had another airline coming to town. Better yet, it leaves town, too.
Updated: March 10, 2012, - 05:36 PM
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