According to Elias, there has never been a "Monday Night Football" game this late in the season featuring two teams with so few wins as there will be when the Vikings play the Giants in Jersey.
For many people in many cities in America, this would be troubling. We're Minnesotans. We have no standards. We know our teams are going to lose — if not now, then at a more excruciating juncture.
All we ask is that they make it interesting, and the Vikings and Giants might be two of the most interesting terrible teams we've seen in years.
We're like the moviegoers who will sit through 90 minutes of bad dialogue for the one thrill a horror film provides. When you can't get adrenaline in an industrial-sized barrel, you'll take it in a shot glass.
This game isn't so much a scheduling abomination as it is the latest argument for why the NFL, like Michael Bay films, is popular regardless of the quality of the product.
Most NFL teams wind up falling into one of two categories. They are either contenders or searchers.
They either win, or create internal intrigue about the future of their coach, quarterback, general manager or coordinators. Every NFL season for every team creates mystery about its playoff future or the job status of its most visible figures.
The Giants feature a coach and quarterback who have won two Super Bowls together. One more might make each a no-doubt Hall of Famer. They have played poorly in six games, and they hear the same questions as Jacksonville's Gus Bradley and Blaine Gabbert.