A Vikings delegation spent 20 minutes on Wednesday morning attempting to explain what went into decision No. 3 in the Adrian Peterson case. Much of that time was spent repeating the admiration the Vikings have and the care they take for their tremendous fans.
The Vikings could demonstrate the truth of those platitudes toward the customers if they would offer a $25 discount in personal seat license fees for every time owner and team president Mark Wilf said, "We wanted to get it right,'' or a derivative thereof, in those 20 minutes.
That would take at least a grand off everybody's advance charge for season tickets when the new dome opens in 2016.
One thing the Vikings did get right: They had owner/chairman Zygi Wilf open by reading from a brief statement and then leave the podium.
Clearly, Zygmunt is more eloquent when dealing behind closed doors with disgruntled real estate partners than in public. Wilf's attempt to explain what went into the firing of coach Brad Childress in 2010 remains a knee-slapper for the ages when it comes to public speaking.
Peterson was indicted on Thursday by a Houston grand jury for injury to a child, and that information became public Friday. The Vikings promptly made decision No. 1 and deactivated Peterson for Sunday's game — an embarrassing, 30-7 loss to New England.
On Monday morning, General Manager Rick Spielman announced decision No. 2: Peterson would return to the team and play vs. New Orleans on Sunday.
One local sportswriter endorsed this decision. I wound up being outnumbered.