Forget about red state vs. blue state. If you really want to raise a hot-button issue that polarizes neighborhoods, pits resident against resident, has pundits pontificating and even divides households, ask this: Is it OK to drop your dog's poop in a neighbor's garbage can?
It's a conflict you can expect to flare up with the return of warmer weather — and smellier garbage.
In St. Paul's Hamline-Midway area, for example, debate about whose garbage can should be left holding the dog poop bag hits the neighborhood's Facebook page "like a seasonal tornado every summer," said resident Vetnita Anderson. "People are very passionate about dog poop."
Last summer, the issue got so heated that people posting on the Hamline-Midway page began referring to it as the "Great Dog Poop War of 2016."
"To the guy who put dog poop in my can: I saw you, called after you, for no acknowledgment," read one posting. "I do not desire my trash can to smell like yours. Put it in yours, carry it with you."
"All are welcome to throw their canine's smelly bags in our trash can!" wrote another poster, who added, "I'm going to continue to refrain from doing it to others. I'd rather not have someone chase me down or plot some sort of neighborly revenge. …"
Comments on the Facebook page were eventually shut off by an administrator and there were pleas for civility: "I am declaring today Positive Post Friday. Please, no stadium or dog poop talk. The only poop talk will be from a unicorn pooping rainbows."
Still, some Hamline anthropology students got a whiff of the tiff and made a mini-documentary titled "The Politics of Dog Poop in the Midway," which includes a resident saying: "I think it's just one of those things that you feel that you should be able to control in your life: whether you have poop in it or not. And you can't."