#superbowldemands is the official hashtag of people who are heaping amused ridicule and contempt on the NFL's 158 page lists of requirements. Start here.

In related news, the paper reported that the Yard, which is what we're calling the park next to the Stadium, is sorta-kinda public. Most of the time you'll be able to go there. Eighty days out of the year, it''ll be devoted to sports events. So it's not a public park, then. So we shouldn't have to pay for it. Or at least for the 80s days. Seems simple.

Think that's how it'll work out?

HISTORY What job would you have had in the Middle Ages? would be the Buzzfeedy formulation of this story.

A detail:

We even know his name: Hans Lengenfelder. The page has 20 examples; the entire book is here. A remarkable resource. But if your taste in art leans more towards the feline, here you go: Mastepieces of painting improved by adding a "fat ginger cat." This is perfect:

Svetlana Petrova & Zarathustra the Cat FatCatArt) Via Metro.

ADVERTISING Creepy-crawly ad that stresses the importance of frogs, in case you wondered:

Thing is, the ad suggests we will become quite comfortable with the eventual situation.

Votd A metaphor for Monday: