It's too bad the Explore Minnesota tourist agency wasn't operating a few million years ago. Just think of the attractions it could have promoted:
"See the crocodiles — that's right, real crocs, not the shoes — on the Iron Range. They're 30-foot-long eating machines."
"Take a trip to Albert Lea to check out the mammoths. They're herbivores, so you don't have to worry about becoming their lunch. But you don't want to get close enough to let one step on you."
"If you're interested in something that will make a big impression, check out the 200-pound beavers in the Twin Cities area. Orthodontists will be particularly impressed by their imposing buck teeth."
Of course, none of these critters still exists, at least in their original form. But they — as well as thousands of others — have been preserved in fossils that have been discovered in Minnesota.
To help ensure that we never forget about them, the Science Museum of Minnesota is on a mission to designate an official state fossil. And the museum wants our help. It has set up a web page in which members of the public are urged to vote for one of nine candidates.
Despite the University of Minnesota's mascot, a gopher fossil is not one of the choices. A likely reason is that there have never been any 200-pound gophers in these parts. It turns out that Goldy Gopher isn't drawn to scale.
Each of the finalists has been picked for its particular ties to the state, said Alex Hastings, the museum's paleontology curator.