Bartolo Colon walks into the visitors clubhouse in Detroit, a towel over his shoulder and flip-flops on his feet, and spots Eduardo Escobar at his locker. Colon taps him on his shoulder, nods as Escobar looks up, and walks on. Ehire Adrianza is nearby, reading his iPhone, and Colon taps him, too. Adrianza smiles, Colon nods his head, and moves along.
He walks up behind Kyle Gibson, who is getting a plate of food in the dining room, and does it again. Then Jorge Polanco. Miguel Sano. Trevor Hildenberger. Colon greets each of them, usually without saying a word.
"Bartolo's roll call," Twins manager Paul Molitor says with a laugh. "I see it all the time. He tries to stay connected with everybody out there, even during games when they pass him by in the dugout. He's got something for everybody, pretty much every day."
It's a low-wattage, high-charm approach to baseball, and to life, and it has made the Dominican righthander — and Tuesday night's starter at Target Field — an extraordinarily popular teammate everywhere he's gone. "He's a very happy person," said Sano, in whom Colon has particularly befriended during his three weeks with the Twins, "and he makes everybody happy."
Well, not most hitters, at least not lately, as the 44-year-old Colon has defied age and logic to retire hitters like the Bartolo of old. On Aug. 4, he became the oldest AL pitcher to throw a complete-game victory since Nolan Ryan, and five days later he was even better, shutting out the Brewers on five hits over seven innings. Colon has made five starts since joining the Twins on July 18, and each one has been slightly but distinctly better than the last.
"I think he has felt like he's found something that's probably a little different than what he featured in Atlanta," where he was released after three lousy, even career-threatening, months with the Braves, Molitor said. "Whether he's got his movement back, or he's got a little extra on his four-seamer, he's pitched well pretty much in every start. But the last two definitely have gotten your attention."
Of course, Colon draws attention everywhere he goes, partly for his incredible longevity, partially for his pudgy frame, and also for his joy-riding "Big Sexy" image.
"He has a lot of fun every fifth day," Molitor said. "I think the other days, he still has a lot of fun, but the fifth day is most enjoyable."