At El Jibarito, a cafe in the heart of Old San Juan, diners ate platters of fish with the heads still on and vegetables I didn't recognize. Chicken Cordon Bleu was the only thing on the menu that looked familiar, so I asked the waiter to order for me. Just not the fish, I said. The dish he brought, pollo criollo with yucca mofongo, had the creamy sauce of a basic chicken stew, but also a spicy lime kick. The texture was familiar, but the taste exotic. The same could be said for Old San Juan, where a 16th-century stone fortress stands five blocks from a Marshall's discount store and you can buy a Puerto Rican vejigante mask with U.S. dollars.
I went to Puerto Rico in part because it's easy. Flights are nonstop, I didn't need a passport and most people speak English. A couple of my friends discouraged me, saying that San Juan was a lot like Miami, but I also wanted a Caribbean experience that I knew I couldn't get while sipping fruity drinks at an all-inclusive resort in Mexico or strolling Miami's South Beach.
I stayed in Old San Juan, a small island that's connected to the rest of San Juan -- Puerto Rico's largest city -- by several causeways. As I made my way there by taxi, I passed rows of high-rise condos and resorts that stand shoulder to shoulder along the Atlantic coastline. Near the old town, traffic slowed and I watched through clouds of car exhaust as kids dove from bridge railings into a shallow lagoon.
My taxi dropped me at Plaza Colon, near my hotel on a pedestrian-only street. There a statue of the plaza's namesake, Christopher Columbus, who became the first European to land on the island in 1493, stood amid shade trees and park benches. The afternoon air was heavy with humidity and the streets quiet except for the thumping of my roller suitcase as I dragged it over hazy blue cobblestones to my hotel. Those same worn stones -- made from the ballast of Spanish ships that stopped here on their way to plunder the riches of the New World nearly 500 years ago -- line many of the streets of Old San Juan.
After checking into my hotel and setting out to explore the town, a seven-block grid of streets, I wondered if Old San Juan really had gone the way of Miami.
Near the boat docks, a hulking new Sheraton Hotel with a casino and neon window signs was almost tall enough to block views of three massive cruise ships in the harbor. Most of the town still has its two- and three-story Spanish Colonial buildings with tall windows and balconies, but the narrow sidewalks below are lined with electronics stores, fast food chains and souvenir shops.
The town seemed overwhelmed by tourists, too, including some who were padding around in swimsuits and flip-flops, an odd sight because Old San Juan has no beaches.
Music and moonlight