A colleague's son refused to walk into Target in July because the plethora of back-to-school signs and sales was just too demoralizing for this young summer-lover.
I, too, wanted to scream, "Please, no!" when I walked into Office Max a week ago and saw rows of notebooks, colored markers and locker decorations.
Seriously? Can't we put off the inevitable for at least another weekend?
Unfortunately, we can't place all the blame on retailers for stealing our summer thunder. Turns out a big reason for the early selling season is us.
"A lot of people have this idea that back-to-school starts early because of retailers," said Ana Smith, a spokeswoman for the National Retail Federation (NRF). "That's not exactly true."
We're not just imagining that stores are aggressively pushing backpacks, skinny jeans, Kleenex and calculators just as we're reaching for more sunscreen. In 2013, retailers started back-to-school sales before July 4, which caused universal shrieking by schoolkids. Launches have moved back since then, but only by a week or so.
Back-to-school is like Christmas in July for retailers. Consumers plan to spend $26 billion on back-to-school clothing and supplies in 2016, the highest amount since 2012, when the number topped $30 billion.
That's a lot of gluesticks.