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I could not believe what I was reading in the recent column about cannabis and Thanksgiving (“How cannabis can help bring harmony to Thanksgiving gatherings,” Nov. 26). Such an article is more appropriate for April Fools’ Day than Thanksgiving. But no, the tone was serious. Apparently there are people who want to add the odor of weed to the smell of turkey and pumpkin pie. For our “mindful consumption,” the article even gives us THC dosage amounts. But I thought Thanksgiving was always the time most people overindulge. Thanksgiving and overindulgence go together. What will the safe dose be for the children at the feast? How will anyone keep the little ones away if everyone is so mellow? What will be the safe dose for the designated drivers driving, or staggering away, from grandmother’s house? Please tell me your paper is trying to be humorous.
David Wiljamaa, Minneapolis
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Wait, you mean “How cannabis can help bring harmony to Thanksgiving gatherings” wasn’t a joke? The author, and this newspaper, are seriously providing recipes so we can drug our guests into having a more mellow postelection Thanksgiving? We can spike the appetizers, sprinkle the turkey with cannabis seasoning, pour cannabis oil into the gravy, flavor the carrots with THC honey and even have cannabis in the pumpkin pie. Yippee! Once Grandpa and Uncle George are sufficiently loaded, we can have an intergenerational conversation freely debating divisive politics and have “an opportunity to discuss [cannabis’] evolving legal status and medicinal benefits.”
Fortunately, the author provided his dosing guidelines, from 1 mg for beginners to over 100 mg for experienced users. But what if one of the beginners eats too many appetizers, loves those specially flavored carrots, and has several pieces of pie? Remember, it takes a couple hours to feel the effects. The author admits that too much could be overwhelming, with risks of anxiety or paranoia. But, not to worry, just stock up on cannabidiol, CBD, to counteract the effects.
Admittedly, many Thanksgiving celebrations have guests “dosing” themselves with alcohol, which certainly has its own share of problems. But for most people, the effects of alcohol are almost immediate and they have learned their easily measurable limits. However, dosing guests with indeterminate quantities of cannabis in food seems irresponsible. Please do not let me be on the highway anywhere near those revelers.