Where is the love?
Hollywood thespians, those poor, poor creatures who never get enough attention, throw themselves a party called "The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards." (No coincidence that "SAG" is awfully close to "SAD.") We already know one winner: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be presenting Carol Burnett the Lifetime Achievement Award. 7 p.m. Saturday, TBS, TNT
Power for the course
"American Ninja Warrior: USA Vs. the World," returning for its second time, takes place in Las Vegas, which is perfect since Ninjas are known to prefer the breakfast buffet at Caesar's Palace. 7 p.m. Sunday, KARE, Ch. 11
Faster than a speeding bullet
"The Venture Bros." may be Adult Swim's longest-running series, but its season premiere is packed with so much exposition and wild, wacky cameos — including the Avengers as neighborhood bullies trying to collect enforcement fees — that you'd think the animated show was about to be shipped to the Toon Land in the sky. 11 p.m. Sunday, Adult Swim
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Singing, ceremonies and straw hats: Olympics opening ceremony in Tahiti centers Polynesian culture
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Three 101-year-old friends recall fond memories in 1940s Alexandria
Celine Dion makes musical comeback at Paris Olympics with Eiffel Tower serenade
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