Caption contest against our better judgment

OK.

March 24, 2010 at 7:43PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

That's the video freeze frame currently on the startribune.com sports home page right now.

That means, against our better judgment, it's time for a little caption contest. So, what is your humble proprietor doing right there? Showing the proper technique to make a hamburger? Performing a very measured clap?

Let your imaginations run wild, though be mindful of the bounds of good taste. (If that's possible).

about the writer

about the writer

Michael Rand

Columnist / Reporter

Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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