Well, these papers and websites aren't going to fill themselves up on their own, so let's all spend a moment speculating about an argument between a rich and beautiful woman and her son.

Did that (or does?) make sense to you? Do you care? That's a HuffPo piece, rewriting this piece from the New York Post. Apparently Seymour called the cops because she'd had an argument with her son. Reason: he was going to visit her, and she cancelled. He got upset. She called the cops. You know about it because she posed in lingerie, which requires the media to report every aspect of her life until it's over, unless she accomplishes something else long-lasting. Speaking of which:

Here's Google in the 30s.