If you think this story is silly I feel sorry for you because Chuck Norris has already given you a roundhouse to the head. It happened so fast it killed you in a previous life.

Actor Chuck Norris for years played a Texas Ranger on television. Now he's going to become one in real life.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry is scheduled to present the actor and executive director of "Walker, Texas Ranger" with a designation as an honorary member of the famed law enforcement group Thursday.

 Ceremonies to honor the 70-year-old martial arts star and entertainment action hero, who is known for doing good and going after bad guys and gals in the long-running TV series, will take place at a Texas Rangers office in suburban Dallas.

 Perry also will honor the actor's younger brother, 59-year-old stunt coordinator and producer Aaron Norris, as an honorary Texas Ranger.

Just so you’re up to speed, let’s review some Chuck Norris facts, gleaned from the internet Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.



Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye. 

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. 

You might think this is an old played-out meme, and you’re partly right. It is old. But there are new additions all the time. Such as:

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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