If you think this story is silly I feel sorry for you because Chuck Norris has already given you a roundhouse to the head. It happened so fast it killed you in a previous life.
Just so you're up to speed, let's review some Chuck Norris facts, gleaned from the internet Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
