Michael Jackson was chemically neutered?

Man with strange theory has a book to sell? No.

By jameslileks

March 2, 2011 — 1:02pm

Here's a headline that grabs the eye like Michael Jackson grabbing his - no, well, never mind. The headline says "Michael Jackson 'chemically castratred' as a child: doctor."

Remarkable! That would be quite a discovery, and it was certainly good of the doctor to undertake this on his own, for the sake of science. Then again:

Oh.

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