The talent pool

The "America's Got Talent" team returns for Season 9 intact—and that's a good thing. Mel B, Howie Mandel, Howard Stern and Heidi Klum have the kind of chemistry that should make this another winning summer. New this year: a boot camp that will help determine who makes the cut. 7 p.m. KARE, Ch. 11

Royal pains

Somehow, producers for "I Wanna Marry 'Harry' " convinced a dozen American women that they have a shot with Britain's most eligible bachelor. Just because the guy has a British accent doesn't make this a class act. There's no way reality TV could get any more ridiculous. 8 p.m. KMSP, Ch. 9

Life is short

I take back my last statement. "Little Women: LA" follows six height-challenged girlfriends as they deal with their friendships. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this has very little to do with the Louisa May Alcott novel. 8 p.m. Lifetime

Neal Justin