We all love Betty White. She's like the coolest Grandma ever. She can make cookies and a withering double-entendre. Two years away from her 90th birthday, and she's doing commercials where she's knocked into the dirt by a football player (we suspect computer graphics, to be fair) and talking up her old naughty Sue-Ann Nivens rep. There was an internet campaign to get her to host SNL, and behold: