Some kids love those "Ace Ventura" movies, so parents might pick up the latest Jim Carrey movie, pop it in the DVD player, and figure the worst they'll hear is some flatulence jokes. Then the kids come into your room where you're catching up on work email - man, it never stops - and asks you why Ace is kissing Obi-Wan Kenobi. Perhaps Parade.com is giving us a heads-up here:

Allrighty then!