After two days of testimony on Capitol Hill, Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg wants you to know he's really sorry about that Cambridge Analytica thing, and he's open to some degree of internet regulation.
Is he truly open to lawmakers clamping down on his business? What, are you kidding?
For all his well-coached humility, Zuckerberg committed to nothing when it came to regulation.
A road map to effective privacy protection was already on the table before Zuckerberg's appearances last week. On Monday, a coalition of U.S. and European consumer and privacy groups called for Facebook to embrace privacy standards that actually mean something.
The trans-Atlantic Consumer Dialogue said in a letter to Zuckerberg that Facebook should adopt as a worldwide standard the privacy rules that will take effect next month throughout Europe — rules that truly empower consumers.
"There is simply no reason for your company to provide less than the best legal standards currently available to protect the privacy of Facebook users," the letter said.
The European rules provide "a solid foundation for data protection, establishing clear responsibilities for companies that collect personal data and clear rights for users whose data is gathered," it said.
Jeffrey Chester, executive director of the Center for Digital Democracy and co-author of the letter, noted in an interview that as long as any discussion of internet regulation is couched in ambiguous terms, Zuckerberg will say he's flexible.