In hockey, if you produce a goal, an assist and a fight, it's a Gordie Howe hat trick.
At Target Center, when a player dunks, hits threes, sprains his ankle on an alley-oop, gets yelled at by his coach and leaps high enough to require landing gear, it's Zach LaVine Bingo.
LaVine easily filled up his card and the boxscore on Tuesday night, turning the Timberwolves' home opener into a reminder that on a team featuring two expected superstars in Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins, LaVine, still just 21, is capable on any given night of being the Wolves' most spectacular player.
The Timberwolves' recorded pump-up-the-crowd pregame video had nothing on LaVine's live performance. He scored 31 points in 29 minutes by shooting 11-for-18 from the field, 5-for-9 from the three-point line and 4-for-4 from the free-throw line, as the Wolves beat Memphis-ish 116-80.
Lavine produced four rebounds and two assists, and his plus-minus was 28. (Gorgui Dieng, Wiggins and Towns were from 35 to 39 against a Grizzlies team resting Mike Conley and Marc Gasol.)
It was LaVine's third career game with 30 points or more, and the third straight game in which he has made at least three three-pointers.
"It felt good," LaVine said. "Keep shooting."
That's Shooter's Zen. An accurate long jump shot is a marvel of biomechanics of which the shooter should remain blissfully unaware while executing it.