Word of the week: Typerventilated

Take a deep breath before you send that next text.

June 9, 2020 at 4:59PM
Young woman using cell phone to send text message on social network at night. Closeup of hands with computer laptop in background
Young woman using cellphone to send text message.

Definition: Text-messaging someone to excess (from avira.com word blog).

Sample usage: "I got so nervous when she didn't answer my text that I typerventilated, which just made it worse. Because then there were 10 texts that went unanswered. So I did another 10."

Quality: Everyone has done it, so why not embrace the term? Besides, it never works. It only makes the other person think you're losing your wits. The solution is the same as hyperventilating: Put your hands in paper bags and breathe deeply.

JAMES LILEKS

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