Simmering saddles

Your expectations for Seth MacFarlane's "Ted 2" may be slightly lowered after you see his last project, "A Million Ways to Die in the West," one of the most vilified films of last year. 10:15 p.m. Saturday, HBO

Ruling the roost

In the latest episode of "Game of Thrones," every single cast member is destroyed, leaving the kingdoms to their rightful owners: Sewer rats. Hey, it could happen. 8 p.m. Sunday, HBO

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

TV's fascination with spoiled, lazy brats continues with the Season 3 premiere of "#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills," in which privileged youths worry about trips to the Bahamas and the ordeals of Fashion Week. Meanwhile, the rest of the country's teenagers fret over a case of acne. 9 p.m. Sunday, E!

Neal Justin