Karl-Anthony Towns has an imaginary friend that sits on his shoulder and offers advice or criticism during games.
Sounds cuckoo, but apparently those two have conversations on the basketball court or when Towns is sitting on the bench and needs a pep talk.
In other words, he'd be a perfect fit for the wacky Timberwolves.
Towns, that is, not his alter ego, whom he named "Karlito."
Actually, the Wolves probably would create a roster spot for Karlito, too, if they can escape their cursed draft lottery history and secure the No. 1 overall pick Tuesday night.
The misery has to end at some point, right?
A Tank for Towns nosedive left the Wolves with a 25 percent chance at the No. 1 pick and a 64 percent chance that they'll land one of the top three picks. They can't fall lower than fourth, which, of course, means they'll likely finish fourth, knowing their dumb luck.
The Wolves have attractive options that will make them instantly better with a top-3 pick. A lower slot brings some uncertainty. Here is one man's preference in each case: