News you can use:

Some observations:

1. "Procopio" is a great name for a police officer.

2. How do we know about this? Were the police so giddy over talking to A REAL SUPERMODEL they just had to tell everyone? Oh, you'll never guess who I pulled over today. Go ahead, try.

3. What piece of news didn't make the news because someone was writing up this?

4. What are we supposed to do with this information? Perhaps think that Supermodels Are Just Like Us, because they speed and get pulled over. Well, just like us without the global fame and dazzling wealth and a job that consists of posing and smiling, but otherwise, just like us. I was stopped for speeding and given a warning, too. Oddly enough, it was about eating raw shellfish.