Each Saturday morning during the NFL season, Mark Craig will wake up early, take a hearty cut at predicting the unpredictable league, wince at how it went the week before and ponder the definition of insanity.
I have two thoughts about the Week 1 picks. They depend on the legality of NFL suicide pools.
If pools are cool and don't come with handcuffs and one phone call, I'm really, really big fans of the Chiefs in general and Seahawks QB Russell Wilson in particular. Thanks, Andy, for whatever you said to erase that 24-3 deficit to the Chargers. And, Russ, I know it took a game-winning drive to beat the Dolphins by two at home. But you won and some of us don't need you again until '17.
On the other hand, if pools aren't cool and they come with search warrants and Miranda rights, then, uh, … I gotta go. You never saw me.
Week 1 was interesting. The record was good straight up (11-4), but not so good against the spread (6-9). I'm still trying to figure out why I had the Eagles beating the plus-3 ½ Browns by only 3. Talk about an unforced error by a Cleveland guy.
In case losing wasn't enough to secure their basement home in power rankings coast to coast, the Browns made sure to go through another starting quarterback when RG III went down for the season.
At the other end of the power rankings, the most predictable of Week 1's unpredictable results – to me at least – was the Patriots winning at Arizona without Tom Brady and Gronk. That was my upset special, which puts me over .500 in upset specials for at least the next 36 hours or so.
As for this week, the sense is we're going to be hearing a whole lot of the "everyone doubted us" theme song coming from the Vikings locker room Sunday night. As long as Sam slings it to the right-colored jersey, the defense proved last year in Lambeau that it can carry the QB to a win.