Paris Hilton Caused Jailhouse "Disruptions"

That is not a euphemism.

September 7, 2010 at 1:52PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Paris Hilton's latest booking photo
Paris Hilton's latest booking photo (AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Paris Hilton has been taken into custody for so many drug possession charges lately she has a speed pass to get out jail quicker - or so it seems. Maybe there's just an HOV lane for the famous.

Took three hours to get her in and out. The article notes that hookers who get booked for soliciting have to cool their heels for four to 12 hours, and then there's another four to 12 before they're let out. Not La Paris:

You know, when I think "disruptions" at a jail, it's either the Attica riot or the scene in "Terminator" where Arnie drives the car through the stationhouse wall and shoots everyone except Sarah Conner.

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