Walking on Water
⋆⋆½ out of four stars
Not rated: Includes mild profanity. In English and subtitled Italian.
Theater: Lagoon.
The 2016 art installation titled "The Floating Piers," a bright yellow walkway temporarily constructed on the surface of Italy's Lake Iseo via a system of 226,000 buoyant, interlocking polyethylene cubes, was meant, according to the artist Christo, to create the illusion that visitors were literally walking on water. The loose, almost fabric-like structure of the piece undulated with the waves, like the back of some giant, serpentine sea creature on whose spine you were riding: a tame Loch Ness monster in marigold skin.
But as this part fascinating, part frustrating documentary makes clear, the experience was far from a purely aesthetic one. Once it opened in mid-June, after the preparatory screaming fits and arguments documented by filmmaker Andrey Paounov in the weeks leading up to the opening, there were long lines, intense heat and cold rain that organizers — and visitors — had to contend with.
Christo, who at the time was reported as saying that long waits were part of the experience, also describes "Piers" as something Zenlike on camera. And while it may have ultimately been so for some visitors, Paounov's film does not make it seem like very much fun. The same can be said about the movie itself.
Rather than focus on the engineering and logistics of "Piers," which sound really intriguing, the filmmaker trains his camera on general bickering and whining instead — about what kind of chain to use or about how to get Skype and other technologies to work right — to an almost unpleasant degree. Christo is a colorful character, with some very set opinions about how things should be done. But a little yelling goes a long way.
Only the last 10 minutes or so of the film make "Piers" look like something anyone might regret having missed. Otherwise, the documentary might make you believe in miracles, considering how tedious — if not impossible — this interactive artwork comes across.