A colleague pointed out one of great examples of corporate-speak in recent memory, lifted from a slide presented Friday morning by CEO Dan Starks of St. Jude Medical at the company's investor day .
As a former financial officer for a NASDAQ company, I accepted the personal challenge of properly translating it.
The context here is that Starks was covering a few of the good things that happened in the recent past including a consolidation into a more efficient operation. And here's the bottom bullet point from that slide:
"This will help us continue to leverage adjusted EPS on a constant currency basis in a growth oriented environment in 2015 and beyond."
Read it again slowly. "This will help us continue to leverage adjusted EPS on a constant currency basis in a growth oriented environment in 2015 and beyond."
Okay, let's start with leverage. That's easy.
By focusing on efficiency, St. Jude's profits will can go up faster than sales do. It's called operating leverage, with sales going up a little faster than the total of the product costs and operating expenses it takes to generate the new sales. If managed well, it should be pretty easy to grow profits quite a bit with just a little growth in sales.
Now, as for "adjusted EPS." The second part, EPS, just means earnings-per-share. The value of St. Jude shares in the market is largely determined by multiplying the earnings-per-share by an accepted market multiplier, either the EPS number just reported or future expectations of earnings-per-share. So EPS is the one indication of profitability that really matters.