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Some Katy Parry fans are idiots or she’s making this up or the tabloid is making it up or it’s all just a larf. We report, you decide. The Daily Star says:

KATY Perry has urged fans to stop devouring her latest album, quite literally.

 

A special candy-scented CD version of Teenage Dreams really does smell good enough to eat, according to some hardcore admirers.

 

The California Gurl, 25, said: “It smells good, but you can’t eat the album. I’ve had people eating it and I can’t take responsibility for that.”

It is impossible to eat a CD. No one would try. Even the dumbest would know that if you take a big enough bite, it shatters, and stabs your soft palate with hideously sharp shards. And then you don’t have the CD anymore.

 

So, do you think it’s a made-up story? The original quote seems to be here, at mtv.com.uk. Reached for comment, Perry did not say “I stand by my original remarks. it is possible that one could extract nutrition by careful extraction of various organic polymers used in the CD manufacturing process, but it would be expensive and require the expenditure of more calories than one would gain in the process.”

 

She did not say that because I made it up. Anyway, don't eat CDs. Not even if it smells like candy. The same goes for those Now & Later candies. Takes four hours of chewing to make them attain the consistency of cold spackle.

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