Ready, set, session starts at noon
By Rochelle Olson
It’s here. The first Monday of session so I’ve got to shower, comb my hair and find some real clothes to wear. Like former President Donald Trump on Truth Social, I say congrats to the Kansas City team. As he wrote to the Chiefs, “You represented the great state of Kansas and in fact, the entire USA, so very well.” So congrats to KCK and sorry, KCMO. (That’s MoKan argot for Kansas City, Kansas, and Kansas City, Missouri. I’ll throw in a gratuitous Rock Chalk right here.)
We’re heading into a Minnesota legislative session that by all accounts will be more routine. (Hey, things can change so don’t blame us if it gets wild.) Briana Bierschbach and I wrote about how they’ll do the bonding bill and maybe, possibly a few other things. Oh and don’t ask for money; you got your allowance last year. Gov. Tim Walz told Strib biz columnist Evan Ramstad that he will say no to his allies.
Walz is resuming his tradition of delivering bars to the legislators. He’ll be outside the chambers at 11:45 a.m. before the noon gavel. No word on what kind of bars. Seven-layer? Pumpkin? Brownies? Blondies? Wouldn’t it be wild if he ... nah, it’s not legal yet and he doesn’t have a commissioner.
Brooks Johnson has a new story on what every business needs to know about legalization of recreational marijuana. TLDR: Put the don’t-show-up-to-work stoned policy in writing now. Employers can also ban off-duty use, he writes.
Speaking of on-the-job woes, remember those ethics complaints from last session? Two were dismissed and only one remains, but the Senate hasn’t held a hearing on it yet. The complaint still standing was filed by Sen. Erin Maye Quade, DFL-Apple Valley, against Sen. Glenn Gruenhagen, R-Glencoe. I watched the video so you don’t have to and now it’s back in my brain.
Whilst we were all away from the Capitol over le week-end, the Red Bull Heavy Metal street snowboarders took over the front steps with their high-flying treacherous tricks. Walz was there (not snowboarding). What this means is that nothing anybody does inside the Capitol for the next few months will be half as dangerous as what took place over the weekend - unless you decide throw yourself between Sen./Rep. (Insert your favorite chatterbox here) and their microphone. You’re on your own.
TRUMP TALK 2: In other weekend action, Trump bragged about having told a European ally that NATO members had to pay up or he’d encourage Russia to “do whatever the hell they want.” So allies are bracing for a less reliable U.S. ally regardless of who wins. French President Emmanuel Macron’s recent verdict was blunt: America’s ‘’first priority is itself.’’