It's shocking how much time so many people have to fire off e-mails.
After writing about DFL Senate candidate Al Franken's satire gone wrong -- to put a nice face on it -- at Carleton College recently with student Peter Fritz, I was confronted with screens full of e-mails screaming the name Franken.
Some were mad at me "... you right-wing hack. Why not write how Bush has 'left them [dead] laughing' all over the world? By the hundreds of thousands. Why not bring these GOP leaders to task? I know that conservatives like you don't read much, but check out this Washington Post story: '935 Iraq Falsehoods' (I already looked, and there aren't that many hard words in the story, so you might understand it.) -- J. Wagner"
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"Why would you waste column space on Al Franken's alleged mistreatment of a right-wing college boy? Don't you have anything more relevant to write about, like, I don't know, the Iraq war, Al-Qaida, health care, the national debt? Did you get into journalism to 'report' such trivia? -- Dan Benbow"
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"Did you get that story from Peter Fritz hizzself? Deep journalistic spin worthy of Drudge. I didn't know you were like that. I will know to season your smatterings with a little more salt henceforth. You do have some good lines sometimes, but that was a sad piece of secondhand smear. -- Nick Schommer"
Nick, there is no such word as hizzself or hisself. ~C.J.