A few glorious days spent on the North Shore resulted in a post-vacation afterglow of obliviousness, so help me out here: Are the Twins buyers or sellers this week?
What's that? Check back tomorrow?
Goodness, unplug for four days and everything turns upside down. Or is it right-side up?
They're buyers. No, sellers. No, buyers. No, wait.
The Twins should distribute Dramamine to fans because this season, with all its sudden drops and sharp ascent, has caused extreme motion sickness.
Left for dead after a miserable West Coast trip, the Twins have bounce in their step again. A 7-1 hot streak has them a half-game out in the wild-card race, setting up a significant three-game series against first-place Cleveland, which begins Tuesday night at Target Field.
Guess those white flags have been tucked into storage for the time being.
This season has played out like a cheesy horror movie with a character who just won't die. You're sitting there thinking, Yep, that ought to be the end of him, but no, the villain startlingly reappears. So who plays Bartolo Colon in this movie?