It's hard to imagine the NFL and its media partners doing a better job at preventing heart rates from stabilizing between seasons.
It's like one of those carnival acts where the guy runs around keeping 10 plates spinning atop 10 poles while the audience waits for the main attraction to crawl inside the cannon.
The first round of the draft is a season unto itself. If today's mock drafter displeases you, simply take two aspirins and Google him again in 1.0 to 2.0 mocks.
Saturday, free agency begins with an open negotiating period, replacing the old hush-hush, wink-wink negotiating period. But, technically, we're supposed to set our NFL Countdown Clock! to 3 p.m. Tuesday. That's when players will be free to sign not-so-free contracts.
The initial wave of excitement will exceed many people's ability or willingness to remember the pitfalls of high-priced individual movement in an unparalleled team sport governed by a salary cap. Knee-jerk "winners" will be crowned for no other immediate reason than spending money.
A year ago this month, the Buccaneers were universally hailed as "winners" because they gobbled up first-wave free agents while outspending 31 other teams in terms of cash value ($147 million, according to spotrac.com). Today, the Bucs are riding an NFL-worst 2-14 record and preparing for the first pick in the draft.
They will select a quarterback because, well, nothing else you do when it comes to building a franchise matters when you don't have one.
"I don't think you can turn your team around in free agency unless you have an outstanding quarterback," said Ruston Webster, Titans general manager. "The guys who are going to take you to the next level will be drafted."