6:12 p.m.: Celebs on the #Emmys red carpet answering all of Ryan Seacrest's questions with: "I'm sooooo sweaty." Life is hard.
7:13 p.m.: Andy Samberg's opening monologue good enough that voters must be wondering why he wasn't nominated for "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
7:56 p.m.: When will Amy Poehler get an Emmy nomination for being a hilarious loser at the Emmy awards?
8:25 p.m.: Bill Murray, who is in about 4 minutes of "Olive Kitteridge," wins for supporting actor. Too busy eating actual olives to show up.
8:35 p.m.: Is there some kind of rule that Lady Gaga has to be at every awards show?
9:41 p.m.: Our long national nightmare is over. Jon Hamm has won an Emmy!
9:55 p.m.: Whew, thought the old Tracy Morgan might be gone forever till that last joke.
9:57 p.m.: Never thought Emmy would give the top award to "Game of Thrones." Good for them. "Mad Men" kept from making history.