Truth be told, we forgot the Twins were even playing right now until we did a search for highlights from last night's game. (By the way, if you missed the two rather humorous "umpires" seated in the stands behind home plate in Wednesday's 4-1 Twins win, please have a look-see at the replay.
But in keeping with tradition, let's try some office baseball. Today's rules:
*Every time you think to yourself "the Twins are still in the race!" splash some cold water on your face.
*Make the "cash register" noise every time you think about Carl Pavano's outing yesterday.
*Wrap something in ice in honor of Joe Crede.
More rules in the comments, as usual.
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