I don't watch the show, so this is like reading an International Herald Tribune news story about shake-ups in the Botswanan embassy. But if you care:
Okay then. Nice she's telling everyone after the show's over, but since last week's BIG NEWS consisted of this Brody guy and Avril getting matching tats to symbolize the eternal nature of their undying love (talk to Angelina about that one; I think she spent about six months of pain getting Billy Bob Thornton's name lasered off her skin) this should be no surprise.
We now return you to the real world, where it is time for lunch and maybe tornados. Note: if you see one of those on TV, it's real.
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