sports
Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could keep lies from conquering the minds of the weak. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.
Follow Randball on Twitter
Jared Allen's mullet is no more!
Posted by: Michael Rand under Vikings Updated: May 25, 2010 - 2:19 PM
But Vikings.com has the scoop (along with the photo): Allen is now business in front ... and business in back! Say it ain't so:
In anticipation of his upcoming wedding, Vikings DE Jared Allen did what some fans may view as the unthinkable: his mullet is no more.
“The things men do for love,” Allen said.
It remains to be seen whether Allen will have time -- or permission, we suppose -- to re-grow his trademark party in the back. The NFL season just wouldn't be the same without it. He just looks so ... so ... normal. And ... not crazy. Are the Mullet Mullitia T-shirts now obsolete? So many questions. So much less hair.
ADVERTISEMENT
recent posts
- Weekend Links with Jon Marthaler: In-season cup competition in college baskeball? Brilliant!
- RandBall: Catching up with Squints, Ham and the director of 'The Sandlot'
- Video: Inside-the-park home run with a flip over the catcher? Sure
- Saban disappointed that ex-Gophers coach called him 'the devil himself'
- RandBall: We're learning what Pitino wants from his Gophers
- RandBall: Former Gophers coach calls Nick Saban "the devil himself"
- Stu's Hunt Down: Former Twins player Jeff Cirillo
- RandBall: Will Favre and the Packers settle their differences?
- TFD: Vikings VP Lester Bagley: Vikings 'very interested' in MLS, but it is 'on the backburner'
- Major League Soccer official: "No question" Vikings stadium is suitable for MLS
- RandBall: Retroactively, U officially didn't lose money on beer sales
- Wednesday (The Derrick Rose situation) edition: Wha' Happened?
- TFD: Michigan State recruit gives up football for rap career
- Toronto is very sad today
- Tuesday (Twins not squandering money on DL) edition: Wha' Happened?
- TFD: Video of the must-see soccer finish between Watford F.C. and Leicester City
- This story about tanking in junior hockey is absolutely priceless
- Mid-day talker: So what is the Vikings stadium going to look like?
- Monday (The Twins after 34 games) edition: Wha' Happened?
Post By Category
- Saban disappointed that ex-Gophers coach called him 'the devil himself'
- RandBall: We're learning what Pitino wants from his Gophers
- Saunders, Wolves staff in Chicago for NBA draft combine
- Augustoviz blog: Hakstol announces 2013-14 recruiting class at UND: eight in all, with size
- Minnesota United FC injury update: Captain Kyle Altman out with a concussion
- Reusse blog: Richard Robert Reusse: Oct. 15, 1905-May 19, 1973
- RandBall: Will Favre and the Packers settle their differences?
- Lynx waive Jessica Adair
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
inside the StarTribune
-
425 Portland Av. S.
Minneapolis, MN 55488
(612) 673-4000
- Company
- Subscriber Services
- Website
- Buy Ads
- Store
- Connect with Us
© 2013 StarTribune. All rights reserved.
StarTribune.com is powered by Limelight Networks
Newspaper Subscriptions
eEdition
RSS
Newsletters