Per Deadspin, which has the documents, Cris Carter is being sued over a rap song. This is outstanding:

According to Terrence Williams's filing, Carter took $12,500 to make the song and then didn't make it. Because he didn't make it, it couldn't play at Bama games. And because it couldn't play at Bama games, legions of Tide fans couldn't go buy the thing on iTunes. Not good at all.

Your mind is free to wander in the comments as to just what kind of rap song Carter would make if he had complete creative control and, you know, followed through on it.

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