In shocking news, rappers are accused of not composing every note in their songs.

Drake specifically accused to stealing from Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds's disco-era hit, "Fallin' in Love." I'd post the videos side by side, but Drake of course has to deploy the F word 47 times in the course of telling his girlfriend she's the best he's ever had, and I'm sure she was so touched.

Who's suing? Hugh Hefner. Well, Playboy Enterprises is suing. They own the tune, since they signed the band in '74. Reynolds had left the band, but Playboy insisted they keep the name to remind people of their million-selling 1970 hit, "Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby."

Perhaps Playboy is just looking for a few spare dollars; the company announced today it would cut jobs as part of an ongoing effort to become a Hef-thin shell of its former self. It will outsource most work and concentrate on licensing the Playboy bunny logo. When the magazine consists of nothing but stapled-together pages printed off from naughty internet sites, you'll know they're really about to toss it in.

Here's the song. It's treacly drivel, but at least the guys bother to sing, as opposed to just talking while a producer pounds buttons at random.