Another website, another list of things to do in Minneapolis! It's advice for travelers. Number 8 is shocking.

Okay okay I'm sorry I did that, but I was making a point. The people who write those click-bait headlines that say "#3 is adorable" or "We can't believe #7" should be removed from their desk and taken down to the conference room, where a certified physician injects novocaine into their hands so they can't type for several hours. I know what you're saying, trying to suppress your horror at my penalty: could a nurse do it? Sure. Any sort of certify physician's assistance, I guess. As long as the offender realizes that they should never do this again.

If it's the boss who's insisting on this type of headline, then the boss is probably the sort of person whose existence is inevitably its own punishment.

Also, one of the things to do in Minneapolis is "Como Park Zoo," so you know you're dealing with someone who really turned the town inside-out looking for good ideas.

NEWS This seems rather parochial:

That's the Digg link for the Vox story, as of noon. Here's Quartz:

And so on at considerable length. Back to the Vox piece's conclusion:

This is like saying it's fascinating to see the V for Victory sign used as a gesture of peace in the 60s, however it got there.

At the bottom of the piece: "This post has been updated to reflect Quartz's reporting on the topic." And by "reflect" they mean "add a scant disclaimer that contradicts the headline, story, and Quartz' reporting."

VotD Disney animation has a new trailer for "Big Hero 6." Go to work, animation nerds! Find everything wrong! Hate the song! Nitpick the female character! Insist Walt wouldn't have done this! Lament the end of 2D animation! Get on record before it makes $327 million, proving your point.

I think it'll be fun.

HISTORYIt's the 2,000th anniversary of the death of Augustus, who was either poisoned by a rival, poisoned by his wife, or just ate something bad. To commemorate the event, his house is open for visitors for the first time in centuries.

PIctures here. You get a good sense of the claustrophobic, dark private rooms of the era. If he's not your favorite emperor, well, the Baths of Diocletian are open again, and "restored." Obviously not restored to their original state, but with a little work you could get the place hopping again. If you're wondering why the Romans still exert such a pull on some people's imagination, the Guardian takes on the matter, at least as it pertains to the Brits.