Inflate Tom Brady's football to 12.5 PSIs, turn up Peyton Manning's cold-weather heat and get ready for Aaron Rodgers' must-see mulligan.
The NFL divisional playoff round is upon us. And the possibilities abound with three rematches and all four wild-card teams still alive.
The Chiefs and Patriots lead off Saturday followed by Packers vs. Cardinals in prime time and a Sunday slate of Seahawks vs. Panthers and Steelers vs. Broncos. Or at least what's left of Mike Tomlin's Steelers after Vontaze Burfict got done injuring Ben Roethlisberger (right shoulder sprain) and Antonio Brown (concussion) last week.
Meanwhile, the Vikings have scattered since Blair Walsh missed a 27-yard field goal attempt in the closing seconds of Sunday's 10-9 wild-card loss to Seattle. For them, even the thought of watching football this weekend sounds painful.
"I'll root for my old teammates in Carolina, but it will be tough sitting there," said cornerback Captain Munnerlyn. "And if Seattle makes it to a third straight Super Bowl? I won't lie to you. That will be really tough to watch."
For those particularly cold of heart and bitten by the gambling bug, the cruelest odds of the week come via SportsBettingDime.com, which boasted via e-mail this week that it has odds on which kicker will be the next to miss a winning field-goal attempt in the final minute. If you're interested, Carolina's Graham Gano is the favorite (10-3) while Seattle's Steven Hauschka (11-1) is the long shot.
Manning, of course, is familiar with January heartbreak. He is 11-13 in the postseason, including 0-5 in games played below 40 degrees. Sunday's forecast for Denver: 35 degrees and mostly nervous.
Five of the eight quarterbacks this weekend have a combined nine Super Bowl rings, led by Brady's four. If he wins a fifth on next month, he will have done it while defeating Commissioner Roger Goodell's dogged attempts to suspend him for his role in the DeflateGate controversy from last year's AFC title game.