But will it be 3D? Of course it will be 3D.

The plot? Don't want to spoil anything, but it's about another another Jurassic Park. (The working title is Jurassic Park: Jurassic Park.) This time they fill the park with people before things start going wrong, but luckily they have a big thick manual that says "What Would Jeff Goldblum's Character Warn Us About In His Hip, Sage Way?" Everyone has to stay in the hotel while the escaped dinosaur is tranquillized by a helicopter. The movie's 27 minutes long.

Meanwhile, the stupidest site in the world, always brimming with grindily banal minutae about your best celebrity pals, takes a break from telling us who crossed the street in New York to update us on the director's summer getaway:

Celebrities! They're just like us, toasting friends with cold drinks in the shade. Let's pretend they're relevant parts of our life, and make catty remarks about how bony she looks. We're entitled! Somehow. But there's more. The Guardian reports:

You have to row in. You can't motor in. The authorities were called, and a bribe was paid. The articles notes that Speilberg's vessel has a crew of 28. If you're wondering whether it's possible to own this and maintain any sort of connection to the experience of normal everyday people, you're not alone.