First the mumps ravages the Wild's blue line for a month. Then, some kind of wicked stomach beast starts running through the team the past three weeks and ends up knocking both goalies out of a critical game Saturday night against a team it must catch in the standings.
Finally, to put the cherry on top of all this madness, first-line center Mikael Granlund and top-pair defenseman Jonas Brodin are knocked out of the third period and a game-losing puck hits the glass, then the top of the net, then the third goalie's nameplate and finally the back of the cage for a 4-3 overtime win by the Winnipeg Jets.
Coach Mike Yeo said Granlund and Brodin may be out indefinitely. Perhaps, it's just not meant to be this season for the Wild.
"I will not accept that. No," Yeo said after another disappointing defeat at Xcel Energy Center stretched the Wild's points deficit to the Jets to nine. "I don't think anything's predetermined. We still have a lot of season in front of us and I'm not going to accept that."
Still, this is starting to get ridiculous.
On Dec. 16, Darcy Kuemper was supposed to start at Chicago. He got sick, Niklas Backstrom got the start and wound up finishing a game he, too, got sick in. Then, Backstrom was supposed to start Tuesday against the Flyers. He got sick and Kuemper got the start.
Saturday, both goalies were ill. Kuemper, whom the Wild thinks may have food poisoning, returned from the three-day holiday break sick. But he was expected to start because Backstrom wasn't over his stomach bug.
So, the Wild summoned 30-year-old John Curry, who made 38 saves for AHL Iowa at Rockford the night before, then bussed to Grand Rapids, Mich., afterward. Curry got the call, flew out of Grand Rapids at 2 p.m., landed in Minnesota figuring he was backing up — and found out differently once he arrived at Xcel Energy Center.