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As I enter my sunset years, I must take responsibility for past actions and past sins. So to Sen. JD Vance: I am a childless dog man. To Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (who recently said her ”kids keep [her] humble” but that “unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn’t have anything keeping her humble”): I clearly have lived a life lacking in humility due to my lack of biological children. So I ask forgiveness.
You see, I was unmarried till I was 43. Then I met my now-wife, who had been widowed for six years. She had two daughters. I fell in love with my wife and stepdaughters. My wife and I married and we became a family.
I’ve always called my stepdaughters my “daughters.” I thought this was OK because I loved them. Now, through the education I’ve received from two real parents (JD and Sarah), I realize that I was lying, both to myself and to my community. Again I ask forgiveness.
My daughters are now 39 and 40. They have gifted us with three wonderful grandchildren. I love them dearly. So is it OK to call them my grandchildren? Or maybe once childless, always childless — including grandchildren — is the rule. I suppose I should write JD and Sarah to find out what the rules are.
My greatest sin was in 1997. My daughters were scared of dogs. I thought it would be good for them to have a dog. I really believe that loving animals is good for us, as humans. We got a black lab puppy that we named Zoe. My girls loved her immediately, and both of them still love dogs. So I think I was right about that one.
Zoe died in 2001, at nearly 14. Fortunately, she had a natural death because there were no immigrants in the neighborhood.