The Twins won a one-run, nine-inning game at Target Field on Saturday, and Glen Perkins didn't throw the last pitch. It was like watching someone unwrap a victory cigar and not be able to find a light.
Perkins had a rare bad outing Friday night and felt weary Saturday morning, so Twins manager Paul Molitor chose not to use him. One off night and one day off leaves Perkins with merely a majors-leading 18 saves, a 1.96 ERA, 21 strikeouts and three walks in 23 innings.
Let's take a moment to stop being shocked by the 2015 Twins and celebrate the least-surprising aspect of their success: their All-Star closer.
Perkins is so normal, it's easy to forget he's unique.
He is the average-looking Minnesota guy who might be your suburban neighbor. He celebrates day-game victories at home by drinking beer he made himself, packing the kids onto the pontoon boat and heading toward the middle of the lake.
He is also an All-Star who has twice given the Twins a hometown discount, is happy to enter in the eighth inning with runners on base and applies a keen understanding of advanced metrics to each at-bat.
Perkins is 18-for-18 in save opportunities this season, even though he has inherited as many runners in these two months (five) as he had in the past two seasons, and he is proving he wasn't crazy when he said his intent in remaining in Minnesota was not merely commuting convenience.
"I want to win," Perkins said last week. "I sat through the four best years of my career on the four worst teams in Twins history, and that stunk. I went to Mollie in December and told him, 'Use me any way you want. Let's win games.' "