You almost expect Drew Brees to show up for kickoff wearing a safari hat, khaki shorts, boots and an elephant gun slung over his shoulder.
This is, after all, a big-game hunter in a small quarterback's body. He doesn't pursue passing records as much as he stalks them like a man trying to bolster his trophy room wall with the heads of Dan Marino, Johnny Unitas and, who knows, perhaps even Norm Van Brocklin.
Norm Van Brocklin? Passing record?
Yep, Norm Van Brocklin. The Hall of Famer and Vikings head coach from 1961 to '66 set the single-game NFL record for passing yards on Sept. 28, 1951. So long ago that virtually nobody in the NFL seems to know the number -- 554 -- even exists.
"Wow," said Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford. "Now that's a big number."
Sunday, Brees returns to the plastic-grass prairie of the Metrodome, where he mowed down defenseless Gophers more than a decade ago. In three starts against Glen Mason's Gophers, Brees led Purdue to three victories while completing 92 of 127 passes (72.4 percent) for 1,214 yards, 10 touchdowns and no interceptions.
As a junior, he threw for 522 yards and six touchdowns without playing the fourth quarter. Three days later, Mason engaged in some gallows humor when he said, "Drew's probably still icing his arm down."
Mason wouldn't be Brees' only aerial victim. Now in his 11th NFL season, the 32-year-old Brees has a Super Bowl ring, a growing number of passing records and no signs of slowing down any time soon.