Official "Jersey Shore" Costumes

Situation normal, all fouled up

August 13, 2010 at 1:39PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Halloween is only a couple months away, so if you're planning your costume, add this to the choices: there's now an officially licensed Jersey Shore line. Including:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Here's the one for Snooki, which is odd:

(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Odd because usually the people modeling the costume don't look better than the celebrity they're supposed to be copying. I don't know who'd look at her and think "Snooki" until she was walking around on her knees and leaving a smear of bronzer every time she leaned against the wall.

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