Things were way too quiet in Toronto for way too long.
No jerseys had been thrown on the ice lately, the Maple Leafs didn't diss their stakeholders lately by purposely not acknowledging them with a postgame stick salute.
No coach had been fired lately, there's been no goalie controversy (well, that's overstating things), Phil Kessel had gone a full month without calling a reporter an idiot and a full week since standing in front of captain Dion Phaneuf's locker and saying the way the media treats Phaneuf "in this city is embarrassing."
So, it really did serve me right for thinking I could get up from my desk to brew a pot of coffee Wednesday morning.
In that five-minute interval, another plot-twisting Toronto soap opera erupted in the Center of Hockey Universe, and I missed the live play-by-play on Twitter. Poor Brendan Shanahan had such a stress-free job when all he had to do was levy fines and suspensions and make snazzy nhl.com videos as the league's old discipline czar from his Manhattan office.
Now as the head honcho in Toronto, every day it seems he has to put out some kind of five-alarm fire.
The latest involves youngster Nazem Kadri, who apparently has a lot of work to do to become a professional.
Benched for one game for being late to a meeting (Kadri forgot last Sunday to "spring forward" his clock), Kadri was forced to sit two more games after Shanahan surprised Toronto's bloodthirsty, gossip-loving media during an impromptu press scrum.