Mercifully, the Vikings are spared another Super Bowl.
On Sunday, the National Football League makes its annual presentation of what America has generally accepted as the Holy Grail of the television arts, the Super Bowl.
Millions will watch on television. Most of the viewers will survive the halftime entertainment. For followers of the Vikings, there undoubtedly will be a few spasms of regret that their favorites could not be part of the show.
Please accept some well-intended consolation.
The Vikings' history in the Super Bowl as it existed then, without today's hysteria and overkill, offers scary precedents. I can tell you this as a witness to all four of their appearances in the years when I wrote pro football for the Minneapolis newspaper. I share the memories of the players with respect — Carl Eller, Jim Marshall, Alan Page, Fran Tarkenton, Ron Yary, Jeff Siemon, Chuck Foreman, Wally Hilgenberg, Bill Brown, Mick Tingelhoff, Paul Dickson, Ahmad Rashad and so many more.
And of course the coaches, Bud Grant, Jerry Burns and more. Some of these folks eventually were voted into pro football's Hall of Fame. But in the Super Bowl, not so much.
The Vikings' pratfalls in the Super Bowl eventually took on what seemed like a cosmic inevitability. Siemon, the linebacker, and I later put together a book looking for some rationalization for all of this, but found no answers to the glum reality; the Vikings played in the Super Bowl against four different opponents in the 1970s and lost to Kansas City 23-7, to Miami 24-7, to Pittsburgh 16-6 and to Oakland 32-14.
The worst was Oakland. With the game still scoreless in the first quarter, Fred McNeill blocked a punt and the Vikings took over on the Raiders 3-yard line. Two plays later, they tried a handoff up the middle. Result: a lost fumble by Brent McClanahan and the Vikings were never in it the rest of the way.